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Porn Star (1/10?) 
2009.06.22 // 10:09 pm
Changmin // Politician
Porn Star (1/10?)
boomtrack @ kiiteruno
JaeMin, YunJae, BFF!YooMin; NC-17, AU Porn-Star!verse; ~2,000 words
Warnings: Strong language, sex, the usual for me.
A porn star and his fanboy.

AN: I hearby dedicate this to anyone who's ever thought "damn, Jaejoong would be a really hot porn star," because there's no way I'm alone in this, right?

Oh yeah, miss me? ♥




Changmin nearly chokes on his cappuccino when he happens to glance up and see THE Kim-fucking-Jaejoong walking past the coffee shop's front window.

He still looks like he did from the last video. His hair is blond, cut to his jaw and peeking out from under the soft knit hat he's wearing. Those round hips and cute (flat) butt Changmin's spent many a night watching are encased in a pair of jeans that Changmin-the-broke-ass-college-student would have to give a kidney to afford. Some casual hoodie probably costing hundreds keeps his torso warm from the autumn chill and Changmin feels something close to love throb in his heart as he watches the man stroll past the front window-

-Or maybe it's just his cock twitching in his pants.

It's all of two seconds before he's shoving textbooks and writing utensils into his shoulder bag, grabbing his coffee and tearing out the front door of the cafe like the damn place is on fire. A few of the patrons murmur in curiosity but he ignores them, nearly trotting down the street to catch up to the blond. His heart is pounding and his palms are sweaty; he feels like he's spotted a celebrity and in a way he has. This man is the wallpaper on his laptop, his user icon on the chat messenger, and he's spent enough money on this man's merchandise to probably afford an extra semester of college.

Kim Jaejoong (oh shit it really is him!) stops at a street corner, digging through his bag for something and Changmin slows to a walk, the hand holding his coffee beginning to tremble as he gets closer. What is he supposed to say to him? Hey, I love your work? What if Kim Jaejoong (oh shit his lips really are that full) doesn't like being reminded of his profession? What if he hates meeting fans? Maybe the thought of someone wanking off while watching him have sex on camera disgusts him. Maybe Jaejoong is an introvert. Maybe he doesn't like being bothered.

Changmin is so busy entertaining maybe's in his head that in the end he doesn't think of anything to say at all. He comes to a stop in front of the blond, clutching his cappuccino in one hand as he stares at him dumbly. It's him. It's really him.

Kim. Mother. Fucking. Jaejoong.

The man (fucking sex god!) locates a pack of cigarettes in his bag, tucking one stick between his lips before he lifts his eyes to meet Changmin's gaze. There's a long, awkward moment as they stare at each other, Jaejoong's eyes steady while Changmin works really, really hard not to drop the coffee in his hand. Finally the blond pulls out a lighter and lights up, tucking everything back into his bag before taking a light drag and pulling the cigarette from his lips.

"Can I help you?"

And now Changmin's trying really, really hard not to moan aloud, staring at those plump, luscious lips while his ears feast on that quiet, calm voice. His voice even sounds like it does in the videos!, he thinks (and though there's no real reason for his voice to sound different, Changmin's common sense has closed up shop a long time ago).

Jaejoong continues to stare at him, and it's a long while before it dawns on Changmin that he should be responding.

"I-" It's a good start; at least his throat is making sound. Jaejoong quirks an eyebrow and says nothing, taking another drag from his cigarette before sighing out the smoke. He's waiting, patiently, and somehow that kicks Changmin's brain into gear.

"You're Kim Jaejoong," he whispers, like it's some kind of secret. Maybe it is. Maybe Kim Jaejoong doesn't like people parading out on the street, declaring him a man who takes cock up his ass on camera for a living. Maybe he prefers to live in relative anonymity, his face known to only those select perverts who enjoy man-on-man sex videos. Maybe Changmin should have left him alone. Maybe Changmin should have stayed in the coffee shop and sucked down his cappuccino and kept studying for his Calculus midterm that he's in danger of not quite passing.

But instead of anger, annoyance, or even mild irritation, Jaejoong says nothing, tapping ash off his cigarette before his lips twitch in a ghost of a smile. "That I am."

"Oh my god, you're Kim Jaejoong." It comes out sounding a bit more fanboy-ish than he intended but Jaejoong just smiles and Changmin thinks he's going to faint. He takes a deep breath, then another, pausing to sip at his rapidly-cooling coffee before he gathers his wits and tries again. "Shim Changmin," he finally blurts out, bowing to the blond and he's surprised when Jaejoong bows a bit in return.

"Kim Jaejoong," the blond murmurs, smiling at the redundancy of it. Another drag from his cigarette and Changmin sucks at his coffee, trying to calm his heart as he mulls over what to say next.

"I'm a fan," he finally whispers. Jaejoong laughs.

"Really. I would've never guessed." His tone is light, teasing, and Changmin feels his cheeks burn. He must look like an idiot in front of the other man, like some kind of crazed pervert who runs around chasing porn stars. He ducks his head, rubbing the back of his neck as he wills his pounding heart to not just pound right out of his chest onto the pavement.

"D-do you sign stuff? Can I get your signature?" He forces the words out and blushes harder (if it's humanly possible) when Jaejoong's eyebrows creep towards his hairline. Apparently that's not a common request but in the end the man smiles and holds out his hand wordlessly. Changmin digs his notebook from his bag, pulling a pen from his pocket before passing them over and watching raptly as Jaejoong scrawls out his name.

And a number.

Somehow it doesn't compute in his brain at first, the meaning behind the series of digits under the slightly messy autograph. He takes the pen and paper back, staring at the number before looking up at the blond for an explanation.

"Call me sometime," Jaejoong murmurs around his cigarette. He smiles at him, reaching out to ruffle his hair before turning and crossing the street, leaving Changmin standing on the street corner clutching his notebook like it contains the answer to life, the universe, and everything in it.

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He manages to wait all of two days before calling the number Jaejoong gave him. Yoochun's always told him wait at least three days before calling (to avoid coming across as desperate) but Changmin can't quite restrain himself that long. Besides, Jaejoong's already seen him at his absolute worst anyway, as a pathetic, gawking, blushing, stammering, perverted little fan. It really can't get any worse.

His hands start shaking when he hears the line ring. It's actually a valid number!, his panicked mind screams and he realizes how absurd that sounds. He feels like a high school kid calling his crush. The butterflies in his stomach make him want to vomit from sheer nerves alone.

After the fourth ring (about when Changmin begins to entertain the notion that no one will answer) the line clicks on, Jaejoong's unmistakable voice speaking right into his ear.

"Hello?"

"Hello," Changmin murmurs, eyes wide and sightless as he clutches his cell. "T-this... um, I don't know if you remember me, but this is Changmin... Shim Changmin-"

"'Course I remember you; kid with the coffee that chased after me." Jaejoong's voice sounds like he's smiling and Changmin makes an awkward sound of embarrassment. He hears sounds of movement over the line, sheets ruffling, someone talking to Jaejoong in the background and it dawns on Changmin that the man is not alone.

His cheeks burn. Of course the man isn't alone. Jaejoong is gorgeous. Jaejoong has a beautiful body and a beautiful face and sucks cock like a pro. He is a pro. There's no way the man is single. Embarrassment begins to claw at his throat and he almost just closes his phone. Politeness is the only thing that keeps him from hanging up.

"I-... Um, if I called at a bad time-"

"No, no, I was just laying down. It's fine." He hears the telltale click of a lighter.

"Who's there with you?"

Jaejoong laughs. "Jealous? You sound like a jealous lover, Changmin-ah." Silence and then a soft sigh. Changmin can imagine Jaejoong's lips wrapped around another cigarette, sucking in the smoke. The oddly affectionate tone in the man's voice makes him trip over his words.

"No, I didn't mean-"

"I'm just teasing you. Gosh, you're so nervous. Relax, kid. He's just a friend. We drink together sometimes."

Changmin nods a bit, regardless of the fact that the other man can't see it. "... Um, Kim-sshi-"

"Oh god, I'm not that old yet. Call me Jaejoong."

"... Jaejoong-sshi, I- um, why did you give me your number?" He cringes at the plaintive tone in his own voice, wishing he had a glass of straight vodka to calm his nerves. Maybe whiskey.

"I thought you were cute." The blond's voice sounds amused. "Don't people generally give their phone numbers to people they think are cute?" A pause; Changmin can imagine the man taking another drag from his cigarette. "What about you? Why'd you call?"

"Because I like you," he whispers. It's out before he can even think it over. He blushes hard, shifting his grip on the phone. "I-I mean-"

"I know exactly what you mean." He hears Jaejoong chuckle. At least the man is amused by him completely and utterly failing at life. "Here, let me help you out. Are you free this Friday?"

"What?"

"Friday. Don't you college kids usually go out on Fridays?"

"... Yeah...?"

"Do you have plans?"

"... No, not yet..."

"Well, you do now."

"Huh?"

Jaejoong sighs, his voice the epitome of patience. "I'm asking you out, Changmin-ah."

"... Oh my god."

Jaejoong bursts out into laughter. Changmin closes his eyes, taking a few slow, deep breaths to calm his pounding heart. "W-where?"

The blond names a quiet Japanese restaurant with decent sushi and a full bar. "How about 7 o'clock?"

"Okay," he whispers in response, leading to another throaty laugh from Jaejoong as the blond says his goodbyes and ends the call. He slowly closes his phone, setting it down on the computer desk before sitting back in his chair and staring at the piece of technology like it would offer up some sort of explanation as to what just happened.

Because there's no way in hell he just got asked out by Kim. Fucking. Jaejoong.

It dawns on him that Friday is only two days away. Sheer nerves make him study like a motherfucker.

He passes his Calculus test with flying colors.

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Comments 
2009.06.23 // 03:29 am (UTC)
OMG, YOU SEEM TO HAVE YOUR GROOVE BACK. :DDDDDD Ugh, Changmin is such an adorable little cutie! SO NERVOUS AND AWKWARD, AHH CHANGMIN LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG. ♥ I love this premise so much.

Jaejoong really would be the perfect porn star. You're in the wrong profession, Jae!
2009.06.23 // 03:33 pm (UTC)
LOL I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. I'm still not feeling confident but at least I wrote something that people seem to be enjoying. :D

skagljagj YOU EMBARRASS ME WITH ALL YOUR COMMENTS. ♥♥♥ I'm glad you like the nervous!Changmin :D!

Sob I think Jae would be a wonderful porn star. ;__;
2009.06.23 // 03:44 am (UTC)
oh my! now that's exciting *_* can't wait for the next chapter...
what a lovely way to wake up early in the morning! xDDD
2009.06.23 // 03:33 pm (UTC)
LOL! I'm so glad you liked it! :D

The next chapter should be out shortly I hope. ♥ In a few days.
2009.06.23 // 04:17 am (UTC)
Those round hips and cute (flat) butt

i totally see the need to emphasis that. and obviously changmin likes them that way. xD

and Changmin feels something close to love throb in his heart as he watches the man stroll past the front window-

-Or maybe it's just his cock twitching in his pants.


my lips started twitching from this point on. LOL

oh, the awkwardness of changmin in the face of the unperturbed suaveness of jaejoong made me cringe for him. but kudos to his fumbling bravery that got him a date with jaejoong on friday night.

looking forward to reading that.

this is ♥, thank you! :D
2009.06.23 // 03:35 pm (UTC)
sklagjkgjljalajg keysmash is my only way to respond to your love. :D I'm so glad you liked it. ♥

Next chapter should be up in a few days, if all goes well. <3 Thank you for the comment!
2009.06.23 // 04:33 am (UTC)
This is so cute!!! <3 And yes you are definitely NOT alone, I love the thought of porn star!Jae. Changmin the fanboy and closet pervert! I love Changmin's little thought inserts :D and his nervousness of approaching Jae. It seems like hes going to get very very lucky XD. I really love your fics~ can't wait for part 2 >D
2009.06.23 // 03:36 pm (UTC)
Ahh I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you for the read and the comment. ♥

Yes, Changmin will get very, very lucky. :D

Part 2 should be up in a few days, if all goes well.
2009.06.23 // 05:07 am (UTC)
omgomgomgomg, yes, omg.

skldjaskdljak then this fic is dedicated to me cause i definitely think jae should be a porn star, with that mouth of his and gahhh changmin. changmin. XDDDD he was so nervous and embarrased and i was laughing and cringing cause if i ever saw one of my idols like that, i'm sure i'd be doing the same thing and sldjaksdjkla there are two more parts.

loving you so much right now.
XD <3
2009.06.23 // 03:37 pm (UTC)
LOL Your spam of omgomgomg made me giggle. ♥

I'm so glad you liked it. :D I'm definitely having fun writing it.

LOL yes two more parts at least. M-maybe more if it plays out that way, I'm not too sure yet. XD We'll play it by ear and see.

I'm loving you for loving me. :D! ♥♥♥
2009.06.23 // 05:15 am (UTC)
ughhhh. ♥ this. this is getting me so excited.

porn-star!Jaejoong- yes. yes. and yes.

and stuttering-fanboy!Changmin makes me laugh so hard. he's so cute! :DD

can't wait for the next part!!
2009.06.23 // 03:39 pm (UTC)
LOL I'm so excited to write it. XD!

I was thinking some people wouldn't like nervous-fanboy!Changmin... I'm so glad he's being received so well. :D

Thank you for the read and the comment, too. ♥ Part 2 should be up in a few days, if all goes well.
2009.06.23 // 06:09 am (UTC)
OMG, PORNSTAR FUCKING KIMJEJUNG!!!!!!!! THERE SHOULD BE A UNIVERSE DEDICATED TO PORNSTAR FUCKING KIMJEJUNG!!!~ sorry, this is my fave alternate job for jejung

I THINK I JUST GREW AN IMAGINARY SHIM PENIS WHILE READING THIS. PLEASE WRITE CHAPTER TWO SOON!! ♥
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2009.06.23 // 06:55 am (UTC)
I thought it was a one-shot, and there's gonna be two more of this? HELL YEAH XDDD /off to read again
2009.06.23 // 03:41 pm (UTC)
LOL There's no way I could just end it there! D: There's gotta be the date, and then a little somethin'-somethin' after that! :DDD

klajkjg thank you for the love. ♥♥♥
2009.06.23 // 08:26 am (UTC)
this is so. freaking. adorable!!!! hahaha i looove this!~ please continue soon!~ looove awkward!changmin and sexy as hell!jae. you have to continue please.kkkkk
2009.06.23 // 03:42 pm (UTC)
LOL I'll definitely be continuing this. ♥ The next part should be up in a few days, if all goes well. :D Please look forward to it.

And thank you for the love and the comment. :D
2009.06.23 // 08:34 am (UTC)
TOTALLY FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER OHHHH GOD CHANGMIN LMFAO HE WOULD GET SO WORKED UP IF HE SAW A PORN STAR HE LOVED, WOULDN'T HE.

JUST. LMFAO. CRYING AIKA YOU'RE SO. AMAZING.
2009.06.23 // 03:43 pm (UTC)
SOB SOB I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT BB. D: IDEK WHERE THIS CAME FROM but it was fun as fuck to write. :D!

YOU'RE MORE AMAZING. AMAZINGER! :x
2009.06.23 // 10:35 am (UTC)
LMFAO CHANGMIN FAILS SO HARD BUT IT'S SO MUCH WIN.
2009.06.23 // 03:44 pm (UTC)
LOL I kinda really, really like failing-at-life!Changmin. I think he'd be cute when he's all dorky and faily. :/

Thank you for the comment bb. ♥
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2009.06.23 // 03:45 pm (UTC)
LOL Well if he's got any luck at all he'll score with a porn star. Maybe more. XD!

... don't we all? It'll never happen tho. :/ The closest we might ever get is if someone leaks like a Jae sex tape or something.

... wow, can you imagine a sex tape scandal with Jaejoong? o.O;
2009.06.23 // 02:19 pm (UTC)
OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD~!!!
OMG OMG OMG OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOD YOU JUST WROTE MY FREAKING DREAM FIC FANTASY SHIT O______________O
I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!
damn people who HAVEN'T imagined JaeJoong like a porn star are fucking INSANE!! FUCK...THIS IS AWESOME OMG OMG OMG UPDATE SOON PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!! OH AWESOME COOL AS FREAKING ANTARCTIC MASTER *bows in respect* I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH RIGHT NOW :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YOU R EPIC && I LOVE YOU!! PLEASE UPDATE SOON!!
2009.06.23 // 03:47 pm (UTC)
lakjlgjgjlalkwfj the only way I can respond to your comment is with keysmash D: ♥♥♥ I'm so glad you liked it!

I'll try to get the next part up in a few days. :D Hopefully it won't disappoint!

Thank you for the love, bb! :D ♥♥♥
2009.06.23 // 05:26 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha so funny...can't wait to see the rest
2009.06.23 // 10:24 pm (UTC)
LOL and I can't wait to write it. ♥ Thanks for the read and the comment. :D
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2009.06.23 // 10:27 pm (UTC)
;____; YOU WRITE SUCH EPIC COMMENTS. SOB. IDEK WHAT TO SAY. I'm really glad you enjoyed it tho. :D THAT MUST MEAN I HAVE MY MOJO BACK. OH HECK YEAH. ♥

... I'm a little creeped out that you read this while listening to SHINee, tho. D: Like... really kinda creeped out. :/ lmao.

LMAO DON'T YOU GET IT THO. Changmin's trained his cock. He sees Jae, it gets a boner and jerks off. THANKS TO ALL THOSE VIDEOS HIS COCK IS NOW TRAINED WELL AND GOOD. ♥ Should make for some awkward situations later yes?

SOB I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE THIS. alklakjg I should write the next chapter tonight. I SHOULD.
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2009.06.23 // 07:12 pm (UTC)
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH! I want moar, like nao? XD Changmin is so awkwardly hilarious and I can totally see Jaejoong being a porn star like that. I missed your writing, it's great and I'm uber excited to read the rest! :P
2009.06.23 // 10:28 pm (UTC)
dlkgjalkjg BB I'm so glad you liked it. :DDD I'm really excited to write this, I think I might do some of the next chapter tonight. ♥
2009.06.23 // 10:44 pm (UTC)
I love you, and I know I'm random... But still...
This is.. Oh I love this omg.. It made me shriek in joy hahaha I need moooreee
2009.06.23 // 11:01 pm (UTC)
LOL I-I love you too! ♥ I'll try to write more tonight... the next part should be up in a few days, if all goes well :D Thank you for the read!
2009.06.23 // 10:48 pm (UTC)
ROLLING! ROLLING OF THE FREAKING FLOOR! HOMG! This is all kinds of awesome! so so FUNNY! Changmin is freaking adorable! I freaking squeeked at him running out of the coffee shop and trying to talk to him!! ♥
2009.06.23 // 11:02 pm (UTC)
lol! I'm so glad you liked it. :D Thank you for the read and the comment. ♥♥♥
2009.06.23 // 10:49 pm (UTC)
OMG YOU'RE BACK! I'M GONNA CRY! *__________________*
And this fic is just fucking amazing. I love fanboy Changmin even if he was super awkward xD Oh and porn star Jae ♥ It's his dream job ;D

I'm waiting for more!

and holy shit,Yunho will be there too?
2009.06.23 // 11:04 pm (UTC)
dlkagjlgaj I was gone for so long. ;___; And I hated every day of it. SO FREAKIN' EXCITED to be back. :D

I'm gonna try to write more tonight... next part should be up in a few days or so, if all goes well. :D Look forward to it. ♥

Yeah, Yunho will be there too. There's gonna be an eventual YunJaeMin threesome but shhh... you didn't hear it from me. ;D
2009.06.23 // 10:56 pm (UTC)
LMFAO!! I love this. Especially the end where Changmin starts studying like hell. Haha. And this idea is REALLY original. I like it and where it might go. Looking forward to the second part. :D
2009.06.23 // 11:06 pm (UTC)
Ahah I'm glad you liked it! :D I'm gonna have lots of fun writing this. ♥ Thanks for the read bb. <333
2009.06.23 // 11:04 pm (UTC)
lol, changmin. awkward, awkward, awkward :)
2009.06.23 // 11:07 pm (UTC)
Awkward, but still adorable. ♥ ... I hope D:
2009.06.23 // 11:32 pm (UTC)
fanboy Changmin, gah fucking cute! *squeals like a fangirl*
man i love this ♥♥♥ update soon fighting :)<3

2009.06.24 // 12:29 am (UTC)
Omigosh, I'm glad you like it. :D I'll update as soon as I can... hopefully sometime later this week. :D

Thanks for the read and the comment. ♥
2009.06.23 // 11:34 pm (UTC)
ahahah, i see you finally decided to do pornstar!fic, aika. was wondering when this would be written. 8D

and changmin. :/, i swear, changmin would get excited over meeting a pornstar and totally fanboy over smooth!jae, XD.

~looking foward to the next part, bb. :)
2009.06.24 // 12:30 am (UTC)
L-lmao what're you trying to say? D: Sob EVERYONE'S THINKING IT ("Jae would make a hot porn star") ... I'm just writing it. :D!

Fanboy!Changmin makes me insanely happy. I have no idea why. D:

Thankieee for the love bb. ♥♥♥
2009.06.23 // 11:54 pm (UTC)
*jaw drops* THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2009.06.24 // 12:30 am (UTC)
XDDDD Thank you! ♥
2009.06.23 // 11:59 pm (UTC)
Wow, so it took me forever to get to the bottom of your comments. LOLZ.

So, I can just IMAGINE Jae busting out in laughter when Min is like "...Oh my god..." XDDDDD That's what got me. xD That was so great.

Looking forward to the next chapter! Oh, please update SOON!!! This is too good. =DDDD
2009.06.24 // 12:32 am (UTC)
LOL T-that's because you were the 25th commenter. D: Holy crap it just went to page two. *dying*

I'll update later this week, if all goes well. :D

I'm so glad you liked it!! Thank you for the love bb. ♥
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